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How is a woman like a car?
how many times, on a cold morning, it just won't turn over? |
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole one liner is urined.
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My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care. |
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
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What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry. |
I think it'd be cool if they made those classical nude sculptures out of timber instead of stone, wooden tit?
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Say what you will about pedophiles.
At least they drive slowly through school zones. |
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.
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What’s the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani elementary school?
I don’t know, man. I just fly the drone. |
The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills.
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Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap them. :D |
I don't think it's possible for me to become a sniper. Not by a long shot.
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Man walks into my office and says "I am from Russian Intelligence"
I reply "Gee, are you? He said "No, FSB" (rimshot) |
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