You might as well do that. It's not a war up there, it's a big bloody execution of young boys!

Blindfolded please!

Bad news Alex in my Rumanain Squad is dead. He had 114 sorties with 56 air kills and 15 ground kills! Me and him had the IAR 40 and he was good in it! thats the thrid death in 2 days for the bar!

Sad to hear...let's have a drink to him! What happened?

Well First I was straffing some tanker train and the flak got his flap jammed and then a pesky I-16 came out of nowhere and made his plane a fire ball. then he bailed and then was killed after he got out becuase of the blast. I am now the higest person in the squad with 29 air kills 11 train cars, and 2 tanks.

I hate those sniper ruskie tanks!:x They just got my engine in IL2 but i disabled my enigne on the front lines. luckly i managed to get on ny line before i was captured! Sniper tanks are BS!

*SLAMS! the door in*

with a prop under the right arm and covered in oil, and taps oberon on the shoulder

*Oberon: Watch the suit! watch the suit!*
*HunterICX: sorry about that, woohoo..what a dogfight*

''we where flying there with 2 of my country men in our albatrosses, and at the sudden I see 4 aircarft in the distance, french nieup's. we immiedialty attacked as hungry wolves wich was a big mistake as another wing of 4 nieup's came inbound....3 versus 8, well I kept turning around and had 1 nice french right in my gunsight , gave him a big welcome with a lot of my lead friends and he went down in smoke. At the sudden I've been hit...I looked at my six and I just saw the bastard turn around...it was my wingmen! I noticed I didnt roll smooth anymore...but never the less I scratched another Nieup that went down to the ground...and then I got a reply from a Nieup and he shot my cooling to pieces..oil line broke...and engine stalled.....made a nice trail of destruction on the ground as usual'' this prop is the bigges piece I could find.

*taps on the prop*

*HunterICX: How's your day, Oberon*
*Oberon points at roof*
*HunterICX: Ow.....another drink?*

HunterICX

* walks in and yells* DOWLY!!!! where r u the squad need you!!!
*yells from Bathroom* I got to take a big crap!!!!
Whatever!!! *Nicl walks out*

I'm here.

*Dowly's sitting on the gents reading a newspaper when the business end of an AIM-9 missile pokes through the wall next to him.*

Kapitan Phillips: (Off screen) "Oh, so THAT'S what that button does!"

Dowly: "Bloody Nug-"

With Dowly's reputation he most likely start strokin' it :rotfl:

ROFL! :rotfl:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

IL2 is stupid, I aint playing it anymore. :stare:

Why what you broke ?