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09-05-22, 05:47 AM | #76 |
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An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
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09-06-22, 06:42 AM | #77 |
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Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
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09-06-22, 07:19 AM | #78 |
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You can not sell what you do not own
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09-06-22, 10:58 AM | #79 |
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According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.
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09-07-22, 04:47 AM | #80 |
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Some say their body is a temple. It often looks like one in Thailand, where those monkeys sh!t all over the place.
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09-07-22, 11:05 AM | #81 |
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When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
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09-08-22, 06:41 AM | #82 |
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The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
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09-10-22, 08:04 AM | #83 |
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
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09-10-22, 01:19 PM | #84 |
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Due to high copper prices and low budget NASA may finally cut the wires that they have been spooling out to communicate with Voyager 1 and 2
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09-10-22, 01:27 PM | #85 |
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A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
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09-11-22, 05:46 AM | #86 |
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When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
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09-11-22, 01:58 PM | #87 |
Starte das Auto
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09-11-22, 03:41 PM | #88 |
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09-12-22, 09:08 AM | #89 |
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I tried that yesterday Kai and I'm obviously missing something
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09-12-22, 11:09 AM | #90 |
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Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'
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