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03-09-09, 02:37 PM | #4816 |
The Old Man
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Granted, work is less demanding! Its also less satisfieying and pays alot less. You now work for 3 minutes a day sweeping the sidewalk at your closest intersection.
Your pay is 1 cheesburger a month. I wish the SH devolpment group will get SHV right this time! |
03-09-09, 03:11 PM | #4817 | |
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Granted, you attempt to install the game and are informed that no one would ever let you captain a submarine. Then it automatically enlists you in the infantry for four years. I wish I could solve this damn rubix cube in a reasonable amount of time
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03-09-09, 03:23 PM | #4818 |
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granted, you can now solve rubiks cubes in less than .07 seconds! but now you cannot put on your shoes , eat food, or play half-life 2 without a great amount of maddening difficulty.
I wish my guitar was better at keeping tune
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03-09-09, 03:29 PM | #4819 |
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Granted, your guitar keeps the tune so well, it can only play a single tune
I wish Communist Universal Time (CUT) would be instituted everywhere, so that there would no longer be a time zone difference
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03-09-09, 06:36 PM | #4820 |
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Granted, but now everyone is awake and asleep at the same time, nothing gets done, the nuclear power plants are not tended, get out of control, and blow up all at the same time causing the earth to vanish.
I wish crushing dreams were not so comforting...
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03-09-09, 06:54 PM | #4821 |
The Old Man
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Granted, its no longer comforting, In fact it makes you miserable. So miserable that nobody can stand to be around you. All of your internet apology's for crushing dreams doesnt seem to help no matter how many times people tell you its okay, its just a game. After months of therapy and a bottle of whiskey you deside its all to much to handle. R.I.P. my friend.
I wish that Communism in all its hidden forms could be openly destroyed by the democratic masses. |
03-09-09, 07:23 PM | #4822 |
PacWagon
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granted, truman, eisenhower, clinton, reagan, and all i forgot have officially patted you on the back for wishing for the destruction of communism, now, russia's economy merged with the USA's and the world economy is now crumbling in upon itself..
I wish economic doomsdays were more prevalent (because that is a very popular word here)
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03-09-09, 11:58 PM | #4823 |
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